What Would Santa Drive?

"Lets Just Drive" (lets-just-drive) 12/16/2013 at 21:46 • Filed to: None

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What would Jolly Ol' Saint Nick drive? Tell me, Oppo, how do you think Santa gets around when he's not being chased by fighter jets and tracked by NORAD in his sleigh?

Anon > Lets Just Drive 12/16/2013 at 21:47

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A red Cadillac Eldorado!

Ian Duer (320b) > Lets Just Drive 12/16/2013 at 21:49

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I'm feelin this.

Followed by the Krampus on this.

Lets Just Drive > Anon 12/16/2013 at 21:50

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So much room for presents!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Lets Just Drive 12/16/2013 at 21:59

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And activities!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Lets Just Drive 12/16/2013 at 22:02

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For Santa

For the Krampus

Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > Lets Just Drive 12/16/2013 at 22:08

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or

or

CalzoneGolem > Lets Just Drive 12/16/2013 at 22:09

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This just seems right to me.

Shoop > Lets Just Drive 12/16/2013 at 22:09

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this with the back seats folded down

FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > Lets Just Drive 12/16/2013 at 22:22

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Fly, drive - same thing.

Stef Schrader > Lets Just Drive 12/16/2013 at 22:25

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He's probably driving that 911 GT3 RS 4.0 he still owes me! BAD SANTA.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader 12/16/2013 at 22:31

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911e46z06 > Lets Just Drive 12/16/2013 at 22:32

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Has to be something whimsical. I'm thinking Tucker Torpedo.

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/16/2013 at 22:37

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{ shakes fist at Santa }

M-I-N-E!

Lets Just Drive > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/16/2013 at 22:37

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Feel like the Kamaz needs to be shopped red and white with Christmas themes and be captioned: Ho Ho Hooooly Fuck!

Lets Just Drive > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 12/16/2013 at 22:39

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1.) Cheater.

2.) Cheater.

3.) Pumpkin eater.

Lets Just Drive > CalzoneGolem 12/16/2013 at 22:54

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Santa's midlife crisis?

Lets Just Drive > Shoop 12/16/2013 at 22:56

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T'was the night before Christmas

And all through the house

Not a creature was stirring

Not even a mouse

Except for Santa

Fuck Santa

Lets Just Drive > FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 12/16/2013 at 22:57

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THWUP THWUP THWUP

"Santa's here!"

"WHAT?"

"SANTA IS HERE!"

Lets Just Drive > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/16/2013 at 22:58

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So much points.

Lets Just Drive > 911e46z06 12/16/2013 at 22:59

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The center light, bright red.

911e46z06 > Lets Just Drive 12/16/2013 at 23:01

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Hells yes

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Lets Just Drive 12/17/2013 at 00:56

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Cadillac Fleetwood wagon. Because it handles like a sled and you can fit a shitload of gifts in it.

Lets Just Drive > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/17/2013 at 01:03

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Because it handles like a sled...

Best. Reason. Yet.

CalzoneGolem > Lets Just Drive 12/17/2013 at 08:10

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Better?

Lets Just Drive > CalzoneGolem 12/17/2013 at 15:06

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Hahaha!

And yes.